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X-DRESSER SEEKING EXPERIENCED, MATURE, MASCULINE, MUSCULAR, M/h4 - t4m - 38

I am half Swedish and half Irish. I have dark brown hair. I am 6″1″ tall, mostly leg. I weigh 180lbs. I have lightBLUE eyes, smooth(I NAIR & Shave these areas) face,chest,underarms,legs,ass,& most of my bright Red pubic hair is gone also. I have very big sensual perky PINK nipples.

I love wearing Crotchless Panties with a Thong over them, Garter Belt, Thigh Highs, High Heels, Sheer Bra, Mini Skirt\Dress, Makeup, Jewlery, Purfume, and a Long Blonde Wig, & Hot RED lipstick.

I have a very sheer sexy French Maid outfit that goes with my fantasy of being all dressed up and the doorbell rings. It is the repairman letting me know that they are shutting off the electricity in my area soon and that he needs to inspect the breaker box. He starts to come onto me and I’m getting nervous and start saying,”umm, ummm, umm there is something I think you should know about me” and we will take it from there. Men that are Mature,Masculine, Muscular, Husky, Beefy, Strong, Tall, Hairy Chested, Manly-Man That loves playing with really big pink nipples until they stick out lie an eraser on a pencil. It puts me in the insationable mood for give/get oral, get my pussy ass eaten, fingered, & toyed, & then feeling you up inside me.

Pictures that were included with the ad…

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Definitely not my cup of tea… There was a phone number included…but i’ll be nice and not post the phone number.

Maybe I don’t know women at all but, I don’t think that this is how you start an ad to seek that special someone… and then include a picture of a monkey. Women, would this intrigue you at all????

Seeking a voluptuous, passionate woman (25+) for lengthy oral…. - 44 (Atlanta)

I’m desiring a curvy woman (yes, that includes BBW) that is very well-rounded intellectually, emotionally and sexually. A confident, assertive woman who is appreciative of much foreplay, who is multi-”O” and has some stamina! I prefer a very clean non-smoker as well as her being d/d free. I’m a swm, 5′09″, about 185#, in very good shape, well “equipped” and superbly oral. Aside from mutually intense libidos, it would be nice to meet a woman who is also stimulating outside the bedroom (can you engage me with discussion about movies, local cultural events, antique shops, book stores, etc…?). Please be direct and candid in your email (your picture would be most appreciated).

SOURCE: Craigslist

RATING: PG

State: Unkown

Photo: None

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Do you like to PvP in the World of Warcraft? Do you want to have sex with a girl playing arena in the eighteen-hundreds bracket? Do you want to have sex with me WHILE I play arena? Continue reading..

I will be playing my druid.. she is in full Season 3 and some Season 4. I play with another female player on her warrior, but she is not going to physically join us.. she will be on vent or skype listening in, but mostly her purpose will be to keep the game going smoothly by letting me know what is happening so I don’t have to pay much attention.

You must be ok with vaginal and anal penetration, as well as eating me out, and you must be able to finish on me twice within one hour.

But more importantly, you must be familiar with the game. You should be not only yelling things like, “Your pussy feels so good on my dick” but also pay some attention to my arena game(s). And be loud. Remember, I’ll have my headset on to talk to my partner. “Root him!”, “Cyclone so I can pull out and fuck your ass” and so on. You must be kinky, naughty, and very horny. I will be quizzing you, so if you are not sure about your stuff, please do not respond.

What you have to do/have in order for me to consider you:

- You must have at least one level 70 in equivalent gear, maybe we can chat about it.
- You cannot be overweight, but also not the muscle jock body type with a brain the size of a pea. Chubby is BEST!
- You must be able to spell.
- You must be at least 20 years old and no older than 29.
- At least 5′10″.
- No blondies.
- Dark hair, dark eyes
- Prefer uncut, but you must be clean. Circumsized will be considered, but not preferred.

About me:

- I am 5′8″
- 150lbs
- Blue eyes and brown hair.
- I know a lot about video games.
- I want to fuck you while I play arena if you fulfill the above requirements. - I am very tight.. I have not had sex in about 8 months.